Stomach speaking in tongue

Yesterday; Thanksgiving, family, friends, fun, good food. My stomach is cursing me out right now -_-. Seriously, I think I overdosed on the mayo in the potato salad. I think I overdosed on mayo, period. Today I ate some more potato salad (bad mistake) and ate like 2-3 sandwiches. No, not your original sandwich. My sandwiches consist of -> bread, mayo. Haha, so I ate potato salad WITH mayo, right? Then I ate sandwiches made of mayo, so now you know why my stomach is cursing me out.