Are you? I don't even know what being a 'pork chop' is exactly. Even after reading it, I still don't get it. Actually, I only posted this because some kid doesn't like pork chops, and so I googled, 'pork chop.' And I've never tasted pork chops...but I do like pork, so I don't know what's the difference. But yeah, if you are a pork chop..."Please don't be, you're making me sick."